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~.Twisted.Muse.~

Welcome to ~.Twisted.Muse.~, otherwise known as my homepage. Here I will be posting my random thoughts, my (very bad) poetry and essays, fanfiction, original fiction, artwork, and anything else I can come up with to torture the poor souls who come here. >:)

You can use the tabs on the side of each page to navigate this site, in case you were confused as to their purpose.

One more thing. All written material on this site is copyrighted by ME unless otherwise indicated. If you should be so foolish as to try and claim it for your own, I will hunt you down, make a jump-rope out of your guts, apply hydrochloric acid to your skin, and do all manner of other unpleasant things to you. The key concept here is: THE WORK ON THIS SITE IS MINE!!!! GO DO YOUR OWN!

This site is designed for Internet Explorer 4.5 and higher and 1024x768 resolution. If you are using Netscape.....I feel so very sorry for you! It better be at least Netscape 6.0!

I believe that's all I have to say. Enjoy your stay here. ^_^

Most Recent Updates

March 27, 2003--Yeah yeah yeah, so it takes me forever to accomplish things with this site. I've got it mostly uploaded and redesigned. Just gotta fix that include problem....

December 11, 2002 Since I'm procrastinating on my finals, I've moved this to its new domain name, and uploaded stuff. When I next update I should have more quotes and I should finally be posting my poetry, plus I have a redesign in the works. Yes, again. =p

November 8, 2002 Site redesigned, massively so.

July 21, 2002 Fanfics--many of them--uploaded.